From Eurosport discussing possible polka dot jersey winners: "The Spanish Euskaltel team took a serious crap in its pants at the 2004 Tour de France, a race that was supposed to loft its leaders -- Iban Mayo and Haimar Zubeldia -- to cycling's stratosphere". What kind of journalists are we turning out in this country? None of our master wordsmiths ever craft lovely lines like "The Cardinals took a serious crap in its pants during their series with the Reds."