Friday, November 27, 2009

Alberto Contador seems to be feeling ...

Alberto Contador has cracked. 

 

Over the past three years, "El Pistolero" Contador has turned his finger-pointing, gunslinger victory pursuit into a tiresome maneuver only slightly less annoying than Tom Boonen's annual positive cocaine tests.


 



Between Astana's struggles with the UCI to maintain ProTour status, contract negotiations, every single teammate from this year's Tour team having defected to Le Shaque de Radio, not to mention what to buy your Kazakh whack-job teammate/boss for Christmas, Alberto is at the cracking point.

 

With all the turmoil, Contador's new finger gesturing is a wee bit disturbing for my taste. 

It's not THAT bad Alberto.  Put the finger down and walk away.  Things will be better with a good night's sleep.



Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Further proof that bike clothing and ...

Further proof that bike clothing and good taste do not go hand in hand. Rather, they often they appear to be in hand to hand combat.


You can do better than this CapoForma




On the other hand, hats off to Cadel Evans for taking a self-deprecating shot at himself with this T-Shirt immortalizing his 2008 Tour de France mini blow up






Tuesday, November 24, 2009

According to Sport24.co.za, the Kazak...

According to Sport24.co.za, the Kazakh Cycling Federation deputy president Nikolai Proskurin said on Tuesday that the UCI had demanded a bank guarantee equivalent to Astana’s annual budget of $22 million.
 

"It seems to me that they don't want an Asian team in the ProTour, and for it to beat European teams," Proskurin alleged. 

 

Or, perhaps, they don't care for megalomaniacal dopers who return from a suspension and oust the current management of "his" team, which was delinquent in it's salary payments all year.

 

This story serves as the political backdrop to what is now cycling's hottest property.  Alberto Contador?

 

No, no, no.

 

I am referring to Asian rider, and Michael Rasmussen wannabe, Fumiyuki Beppu. 


Several weeks ago Rasmussen signed a contract with Italian team CDC-Cavaliere.  Rasmussen's then suffered a case of buyer's remorse and claimed he had signed a pre-contract, not an actual contract.

 

Beppu was announced Monday as a member of Armstrong's new RadioShack team.  That news was a surprise to Beppu's current team, Skil-Shimano, which announced Beppu as part of their 2010 team on November 11.

 

Beppu apparently feels that he was only on Skil's pre-team.


Monday, November 23, 2009

A lovely bike ride through hell

You couldn't ask for a much better mid-November day than we had Sunday. Sunny skies, temperatures in the low 60's and racing in wine country. That was about the extent of the goodness. What was left was unfiltered, hellish pain.

We raced on the grounds of Mt Pleasant Winery. It was a very nice setting for a race situated on the bluff and overlooking Missouri River valley down below with a great atmosphere of cheering fans. But, being on top of the hillside meant the race course was also on the hillside. It seemed that ninety percent of the course was either uphill, an off camber turn or what could loosely be described as a straight that was off camber. And, for good measure, the lowest portion of the course had a couple short sections of peanut butter thick mud to slow you down a little bit more before the big hill.





Ah, yes. The BIG hill. If there is one thing we often lack in our local cross races it is a run-up. A hill that requires to get off your bike, throw it on your shoulder or push it alongside. This lack of run-ups showed as almost everyone was suffering. As tortuous as the climb was, I managed to do okay "running" up. That is, if you consider little baby steps at 2 mph to be running. But, compared to the folks going 1.5 mph, I was flying. Still, there were a handful of people strong enough, or with proper gearing to ride up. Kudos to them.



Now that I think about, maybe I could use that Computrainer Climber that simulates 36% gradients.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Swifter, Higher, Stronger

Any trip to a website devoted to cycling news will present you with a vast array of cycling related advertisements. Dozens of products are available that will turn you into the next Eddy Merckx. All you have to do is pop the pills to increase oxygen in your blood by gulping down a drink with amino acids. Throw the training video into the DVD player and then jump onto your two-wheeled carbon wonder machine, or this other carbon wonder machine, or this third one. Never mind that all three bikes are all built in the same Korean factory by a 14 yr old master fabricator named, Li Xiao. You will go fasssttttt!!!!... if you buy their product.

Once in a while, however, an advertisement truly stands out. Sometimes it might be a clever saying or a cool photograph or the ever popular hot woman clad in varying quantities of lycra.

Recently, a RacerMate Computrainer ad has caught my eye. And not just for the fact that their model looks suspiciously like local, Cat 4 pro legend turned tri-guy, Dave Garthe.

Now, by all accounts, Computrainer is a fine product. I honestly have never heard anyone say that their Computrainer is heaping pile of dung. I do have to wonder about their latest product, however.

This new training device is the Computrainer Climber. The "Climber" is a clever product that takes the drudgery of riding a trainer and adds the difficulty of riding up a hill/mountain while eliminating the pesky, enjoyable part of going downhill.

Genius!!! The marketing guys are surely grumbling in their cubicles over that decision.

Call me crazy, but on those rare occasions when I felt particularly masochistic and could not ride an actual hill, I didn't drop 2000 smackers Computrainer Climber. I put one or two concrete blocks under my front wheel, cranked up the resitance on trainer and slayed myself for a while. It was a hoot. And, approximately $1990 dollars cheaper.

Back to the issue at hand. The computrainer ad uses a photo of the Dave Garthe lookalike hammering away on his "Climber" while not actually climbing anywhere. What really caught my attention was the angle of the bike. Just look at it.


I was mesmerized by the angle and had to find out more. According to the RacerMate website, the "Climber" can be adjusted from 2.5 degrees to 20 degrees. Wow, twenty degrees. That should get me prepared for climbing the worst section of the Koppenberg, right?

I hate to break the news to the good folks at RacerMate but those cool stage profiles that Paul Sherwen describes during the Tour de France. Those are not drawn to scale. The Col do Galibier is not really THAT steep.


The problem is 20 degrees does not equal 20% grade. With few exceptions, the toughest climbs in France max out at about 12% for short periods. That is approximately 7 degrees. Twenty degrees is approximately 36% grade. Who designed this thing, Tim Taylor of Tool Time?

More power... more degrees... grrr grrr grrr

Maybe those French pussies can only handle 7 degrees of angle but this is America, dammit! Yeah, I will climb the Galibier after the training on the "Climber". Except, I refuse to bother with those annoying switchbacks. Back and forth... back and forth... what a waste of time. I will ride straight up the 'friggin mountain.


Monday, November 16, 2009

To quote John Lennon...

Nobody told me there'd be days like these.

Sunday seemed like a good day for a cross race. The temperatures had cooled off to something more typical of mid-November. My legs, for the first time in three weekends, did not feel completely wasted from the weight lifting that I started a couple weeks ago. Everything was looking up a for a competitive race.

Our typically benign cyclocross weather was threatening to be be unpleasant. A band of showers had been running just north of town all day but looked as though no precipitation would roll through the area until later in the day. The skies were gray and gloomy. The humidity was high and causing the smokestacks of industries along the river to spew thick plumes of billowing smoke. It would at least look like 'cross weather, even if the the course would likely remain dry. That's what I thought.

I pulled the bike out of the car to take a recon lap and pass Marco who was already on the course. As we pass, he says "It's crazy". What? The last time we raced at this park, the course was somewhat challenging but nothing that I would consider crazy. I hopped on the course about mid-way through a lap and was immediately greeted by a quick left, down, right turn and up followed by a paved walking path. It was a fun little dipsy-do but nothing crazy.

Then came the barrier followed by a looong stretch of unevenly spaced stairs up a gradual hill. The stairs would force everyone to ride on approximately a foot and a half of soft ground on either side of the stairs.


Get the top of the climb and the fun was not over. Then, twist your way down a somewhat narrow descent. I can handle that. Unfortunately, this dirt path through the woods doesn't get much sunlight. Even though the previous week had been fairly dry and most of the course on solid ground, there were two stretches on this path with mud bogs several inches deep. Grind, grunt, pedal, steer right, pedal, correct your steering, grunt, steer the other direction, grind. The mud was actually quite fun, but challenging.




Survive the mud and you get to climb up another hill for another 100+ feet to the top of the course before diving down the road toward the finish line followed by our more traditional, winding cross course design with a bonus double sandpit. It was a crazy course. Let's race.

I didn't take a great start spot simply because I was not completely sure how I would feel and did not want to interfere too much with the front runners. My mid-pack starting spot was fine. My start was average and I lost a few places but began to work my past a few people. The sand pits were no problem, through the dipsy-do, over the barrier and start up the long hill. So far, so good. I was still mid-pack but near Miguel and Cristophe so I was with folks of similar ability.

Halfway up the hill, my chain drops between the cassette and my spokes. I tugged and pulled and fiddled around. Meanwhile, riders kept cruising right by me. I finally extricated the chain, jumped on the saddle and got on my way... for 50 feet.

The chain again dropped between the cassette and spokes. Awww... c'mon!!!! Off the bike and proceed with yanking, wiggling and any number of other maneuvers. After another 30 seconds of playing around I get under way and I find myself firmly in last place. The nearest rider is not even in sight.

I reach the top of the hill and start my descent. At that point I can hear the horns and bells and screaming as the leaders are already passing through the start/finish area. Good grief! I slogged my way through the mud in hopeless solitude. In some respects I was almost glad not to be going through this section with 50 other people. On the other hand, I had more than a few thoughts of resignation. Why beat myself up for another 45 minutes of mud and heartache?

But, the race was young. I tried to think positively and looked at this as a chance to see how many people I could catch. And, catch people I did. Slowly, steadily. I was not to be confused with Sven Nys catching Niels Albert earlier in the day at Gavere, but I was making progress.

Then, on the last lap, I flew over the barrier and rode up, along the stairs, for the last time. Sure enough, my chain drops into the spokes for a third freakin' time. I must have fought with the darn thing for well over a minute this time. It was just not coming loose. Completely frustrated, I decided to just run with the bike. I ran to the top and down through the first mud section when it dawned on my that running really sucks and running with a bike sucks even more. I fought with the chain again for at least another 30 seconds before finally getting it free. By this time all my hard work throughout the race was wasted. Virtually everyone I managed to pass during the race, streamed right past me again.

Maybe I should have quit the race on the first lap. The result would almost been the same. No, I am happy to have kept racing. My legs felt better than previous races and I got to work on a few things like shouldering the bike and riding through the mud. I still need to improve on pulling chains out of wheels, though. Finished 48th of 50 finishers.


Nobody told me there'd be days like these.



























Sunday, November 08, 2009

The first week of November has given ...

The first week of November has given us spectacular weather. It's almost as if we are getting paid back for the equally awful October that left us waterlogged and had the majority of the population grumbling.
 

Yesterday was sunny and reached 78 degrees. I'm not going to complain about the nice weather but I prefer 'cross races that are a little bit cooler. Yesterday's race was the last of the Pride Inc series up in Alton and located at Gordon Moore Park. I know little about Alton other than the River Road, the Casino and the Alton Giant, Robert Wadlow. Now I know about Gordon Moore Park and it is a terrific location for cross. Rolling to hilly terrain provided more than enough challenges to wear you out by the end of the race. Plus, spectators could see virtually entire course in front of them as the sat on the hillside by the start/finish line. I thought the course designers laid out a very nice course that had a little bit of everything. There were a few flat sections, a couple off-camber turns, some 180 turns snaking up a hillside and one reasonably steep and long hill that really was a grind to get up. Folks with a double chainring setup may have had it easier but my single ring left me debating at times whether it would be quicker to just run the hill. Thats good though. In my view a course should have at least one spot where the rider has to decide whether they will one thing or another. Should I ride the hill or run it? Should I take this line through the turn or that other line?

 

If there was any weakspot with the course, it was the placement of the barrier. The barrier, which is taller than the UCI limit, was placed at the top of the tough hill I mentioned earlier. It seems it would have served a better purpose elsewhere on the course. The hill was plenty tough already and basically served as a natural barrier. A rider was already creeping up the hill and, in some cases, running at that point. The barrier did little at that point. Putting the barrier in another location would have provided a little more variety. Regardless, it was a great, warm day of racing.


Thursday, November 05, 2009

Suspended

The UCI announced today the suspension of Fuji-Servetto's Alberto Fernandez de la Puebla Ramos for having a name that is longer than thirty characters long.