Thursday, September 24, 2009

Messageboard Dorks of the Day: 
 
 
Any of the fools who proclaimed that it was tacky for Cancellara to soft-pedal for a hundred meters or so and celebrate his obvious time trial victory at the World Championships.


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So much to comment on with cyclocross starting up and Worlds going on and the UCI making news.

1) Driscoll apparently put on a good show at CrossVegas and held on for the win. That’s all well and good but what I like is Jonathan Page stirring the pot with a choice quote "There was just a bunch of lamos sitting on and not doing anything," Well done, Jonathan The ‘crossers were doing a good bit of talking last year and Page is stepping up his game. This is good news with the injury to notorious talker Bart Wellens.

2) I like Katie Compton but uglynationalchampionjersey-itis has struck her. Why Katie, why? Light blue stripes? Stars on a red background? I just dont understand.


3) Speaking of jerseys. The US National team continues to make progress toward a respectable design. There is still work to be done but there has been a steady improvement in quality over the past 3-4 years.




4) The UCI has been making news while the Worlds are starting up. The first item was inclusion of a trade team Team Time Trial to be included in the World Championship schedule. An awful decision by the UCI. Leave the trade teams out of the World Championships. Better yet, don’t even bother including the Team Time Trial. There is no need for it at Worlds. Personally, I think it is a desperate attempt by the UCI to save face and replace the miserable failure that was the ProTour Team Time Trial event that was held in Eindhoven.

5) As bad as the team time trial idea is, the UCI hit the next announcement out of the park. The banning of race radios is heavenly. I thought the Tour de France’s aborted plan of banning the radios at two stages of this years race was going to be the death knell of the no radio movement. The teams put on a completely boring stage and got the second day of no radios cancelled by the organizers. Thankfully, the UCI has not only stuck their principles and maintained the ban in Under-23 races but will phase in the banning of radios in all races. The radio has been one of, if not the worst innovation in cycling over the last 15 years. It has killed creativity and dulled the racing sense of riders. This change cannot be implemented soon enough.

Monday, September 21, 2009

The 'cross I have to bear

The road season has come and gone. Spring turned into Summer. And now, Summer bows to Autumn. Time for cyclocross.

Last weekend was the official start of the “local” cyclocross season but I was under the weather and decided to wait until this past weekend before starting my season. That was not such a bad decision since it allowed me to actually ride ‘cross bike twice before racing. Never have I gone into a CX season with so little practice.

An hour of riding around a busy school grounds is not ideal practice but it was apparently enough. The years of racing have burned the basics into my brain and muscle memory. Dismounts and remounts went smoothly, albeit at something less than race pace. Good enough in my book. Let’s race.

I arrived in Hermann about two hours before race time. Plenty of time to get my race number since I was pre-registered. At least I thought I was pre-registered. There was no record of me anywhere so I got a lesser start spot. Not that starting one row further back would make that much difference.

More decisive is the position I chose within my starting row. The course started with about 150 feet of grass before a 180 degree left hand turn. Like a fool, I parked myself on the far left starting spot. Sheer genius to put myself in a spot where I will be having to make a tighter, slower turn in addition to having the guys further out diving inward through the turn. Sure enough. I begin to exit the turn, my front wheel touches the rear wheel of another rider and I nearly go down but manage to unclip in time to catch myself.

I may as well have started in the very back because that’s where I ended up as we trundled up the stairs. Poor starts have become my modus operandi so I have become accustomed to biding my time and plowing my through part of the field. The is some enjoyment in this because you are passing people and feel a certain sense of accomplishment but I would not mind mixing it up with the front runners occasionally.

The course was surprisingly flat. The stair section was shortened from past races and only one portion of riding across across a hillside. The main difficulties were the middle portion of the course filled with turns. The first eight turns were 90 degrees and could be taken with rather good speed. Those were followed by a series of much tighter turns of approximately 180 degrees. While these were more difficult, you were not going to be passed in this section either, unless you totally screwed up. Stay upright and you were good.

Ultimately, I passed ten guys and went back-and-forth with a couple guys. An eleventh man was lolly-gagging at the end, thinking he was safe in his position. I had someone on my tail going through the final turns so I could not afford to relax as we entered the pavement section. My chaser apparently gave up at that point but I was unaware. My late efforts almost caught an eleventh man who lolly-gagging at the end, thinking he was safe in his position. Only at the last 5-10 seconds did he realize I was charging hard and accelerate enough to hold his spot.

Final placing 17th of 27 starters. An okay performance with little preparation. A race to build on.

Something new that I hope to do at the end of every race is take a post race photo before doing anything else. No clean-up. No change of clothes. Just a basic photo in the vein of Timm Koelln’s work. For the record, I make no claims of being anything close to Koelln. My first attempt did not go smoothly as I could not figure out the shutter timer on the camera in my tired, sweaty condition. I was left with extending my arms and shooting blankly.

Friday, September 04, 2009

The Tour of Missouri rolls into town this weekend and kicks off on Monday. Sure, there seven ProTour teams entered, Green and Polka Dot jersey winners from the Tour and the fastest sprinter in the world taking part in this years race but lets deal with the important matter.

Last week was the US Road and Time Trial championships and both riders, Hincapie and Zabriskie, will be in MO. That means one thing. The chance to show off some god awful national champion jersey.

Some countries have a cycling tradition and their national jerseys have likewise become tradition. Belgium, France, Switzerland and Italy are fine examples. These jerseys are beautiful in their simplicity and show a certain pride in their country by somewhat faithful recreation of the national flag. It helps that they have basic flags.

Filippo Pozzato felt the wrath this year when he dared to mess with the Italian tricolore. The Italian Cycling Federation demanded a change.


With lots of stars and stripes, the US flag is a little more tricky to represent on a jersey. Restraint is needed. Unfortunately, USA Cycling seems to give creative license to the rider(s) on their jersey design. Sometimes the results are acceptable. Other times they can be hideous. Hincapie has shown some restraint in the past so I am hopeful that George continues to his ways.


Zabriskie, on the other hand, can be a little out of control.


This past year's jersey was non-traditional but I could live with it.


Leipheimer's jersey was something out of the 70's disco era. Bad


And leave it to Rock Racing's Michael Ball to utterly destroy Hamilton's championship jersey


I am hoping for the best.